it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
Anonymous asked:
you said before that you would be a pornstar if it where not because u end up having feelings for the partner, and now u have had lots of one night stands. why cant u be a pornstar now? so we could see a sexy top fuck ur asian cute ass reckless!! i wanna see u get used! please jeremy? pleASEEEEomfg haha
And I don’t think my boyfriend would appreciate me doing porn, so yeah.
i get really confused when cool popular bloggers follow me first
Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
omggggg #foodporn #pancakes #strawberry #whippedcream
So proud of @adrianagustin for graduating college! I LOVE YOU!!! #sandiegostateuniversity #college #calstate #csu #sdsu
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When you combine two green herbs and then find a red one
Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
omfg
tumblr meet ups in 50 years
This ain’t no fucking audition for Salem. The women’re wearing shit from like Pleasantville or something.
Someone changed the damn op’s comment and replaced it with that heresy.
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do re me fa so la ti do
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